The O'Reilly Meltdown: The Gift That Keeps Giving

Of course by now most of us have seen the original Bill O'Reilly meltdown that has recently surfaced on the interweb. So, it was only a matter of time before the internet(s) geniuses out there started to manipulate, edit, and tweak O'Reilly's hissy fit to further mock the mockable.

O'Reilly, the gift that keeps giving:

The Unseen, Behind-the-Scenes Video:



Bill O'Reilly (The Remix):


The Colbert Report:


Updated: I added the Colbert clip for additional comedic gold.

New Product From Bill O'Reilly.com

In a desperate attempt to attract more [sad and deluded] premium members to Bill O'Reilly.com, the Falafel King has an enticing offer to new members. Apparently though, some of the new premium members are upset and are now speaking out.

"I joined Bill O'Reilly.com and all I got was this lousy dildo."
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H/T to "GSD" from C&L.

Bill O'Reilly: Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up,

Olbermann Skewers "The Falafel Factor"

Keith brings us the latest installment of the new FOX hit series, "The Falafel Factor.

Bill O'Reilly Defends Pedophiles...again

Keith Olbermann examines another example of how Bill O’Reilly is literally losing his mind on the air. First, Bill-O finds himself in the odd position of defending a pedophile (yet again) in an attempt to slam MSNBC/NBC. This is followed by, as originally noted by the hilarious show "The Soup", Bill-O's interview with the beleaguered Miss New Jersey over blackmailed photographs which takes a distinct turn into creepy-Bill-O-fantasy-land.

Watch the Video:



H/T to C&L.com

World's Worst: Cavuto, O'Reilly, O'Reilly

H/t to C&L.com

Friday night's Worst Person In The World honors go to Neil Cavuto, BillO and...BillO. Mr.Orally won the Silver for getting his radio show yanked from the Washington D.C. airwaves to make way for a sports talk show, but he takes the Gold for his report on a "national underground network of lesbian gangs carrying pink pistols" who are terrorizing and raping young girls and forcing them into lesbianism. A guest on his show stated that there are some 150 of these lesbian gangs in the D.C. area, which of course turned out to be false.

DC Talk Radio Station Drops Bill O’Reilly

From Think Progress:

Washington DC FM talk radio station 106.7 WJFK yesterday announced it was dropping Bill O’Reilly’s nationally syndicated show, and replacing it with a sports-talk program. The Washington Post reports today that O’Reilly’s cancellation is a “case in point” of how poorly conservative radio programs have fared in DC:

With the exception of Rush Limbaugh, conservative talk-radio hosts have struggled for years to find a wide audience on the local dial. While Limbaugh’s afternoon program remains popular on WMAL (630 AM), not many other conservatives’ programs have.

O'Reilly is Replaced with John Walsh

Victory is Mine!!!!!

From the NCMEC:

In response to the numerous e-mails and inquiries we have received, we are providing the following update regarding the Collier County, Florida branch fundraising dinner scheduled for March 9, 2007 in Naples, Florida. Bill O’Reilly, host of The O’Reilly Factor, will not be a speaker at the dinner. The dinner will be held as scheduled. John Walsh, host of America’s Most Wanted, will be the keynote speaker.

We would like to thank everyone for their comments and e-mails.

Thank you to everyone that spread the word and contacted this organization to voice your concern about having this vile wing-nut as a keynote speaker. Activism works....this is proof!!!

H/t to my partner in crime, Janie (aka Jacondi).

Campaign to Stop O'Reilly

As noted yesterday, Bill O'Reilly, wing-nut extradionaire, blamed Shawn Hornbeck, a kidnap victim, for not escaping from his pedophile captor because he was having "fun and games".

O'Reilly: "I'm not buying this…If you have a strong bond with your family…even if the guy threatens you–this and that. You're riding your bike around, you got friends. The kid didn't go to school. There's all kinds of stuff. If you can get away, you get away Alright, if you're eleven." Video link.

So, now there is a grassroots movement aimed to stop O'Reilly from being the Keynote speaker at a Conference for the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

Below is the contact information for this organization. Spread the word! Contact this organization by phone, mail, email, fax, etc. C&P the info and repost! Let's stop this blame-the-victim O'Reilly!

National Center for Missing & Exploited Children
Charles B. Wang International Children's Building
699 Prince Street
Alexandria, Virginia 22314-3175
http://www.missingkids.com

Phone: 703-274-3900
Fax: 703-274-2200
24-hour Hotline: 1-800-THE-LOST (1-800-843-5678 )

Lowe's Drops O'Reilly

I think I know why Bill-O is obsessed with NBC. NBC catches pedophiles, while O'Reilly defends pedophiles. Anyhow, I slightly digress. From Radaronline:

Home-improvement chain Lowe's has pulled its advertising from The O'Reilly Factor following comments host Bill O'Reilly made about Shawn Hornbeck, the 15-year-old Missouri boy who recently returned to his parents after four years in captivity.

On Jan. 15, during a segment with fellow FNC anchor Greta Van Susteren, O'Reilly insisted that Hornbeck failed to seize opportunities to escape his captor because "there was an element here that this kid liked about his circumstances." Over Van Susteren's protests, O'Reilly elaborated: "The situation here, for this kid, looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his 'old' parents. He didn't have to go to school, he could run around and do whatever he wanted."

Imus: O'Reilly is a "Sonofabitch"

Imus: Here's what a disgrace O'Reilly is. Olbermann can't kill him enough. Here's what O'Reilly's doing. You are not going to believe this. This sonofabitch actually went on that falafel thing of his and he said—--if you'll buy a copy of his book—for every copy of his stupid book, he'll send a copy to a soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan. I mean I don't know where to start. That's his contribution to the men and women who are fighting and dying in this idiotic war for this country.

I'm no big fan of Imus, but damn, that was one spot-on and brilliant commentary by the I-man.

Bill-O'Reilly "Returns To Combat", Visits Troops in Iraq

Well, well, well....Bill-O "returns to combat". John Kasich filled in for Bill O’Reilly, the combat veteran, Thursday night. In explaining his absence, Kasich said that O’Reilly was on assignment and would be back on Monday with a “major breaking news story”. It turns out the that "Culture Warrior" and Phone Sex Enthusiast was visiting the troops in Iraq. I'm guessing he couldn't be one-upped by his fellow faux nitwit, Sean Hannity, since Hannity just returned from Iraq last week.

"Bill O’Reilly came to visit the Camp Striker, Iraq dining facility Dec. 15. O’Reilly visited the Soldiers of the 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division (Light Infantry) and other units at the Baghdad base camp to thank them for their service, he said. O’Reilly had lunch at the dining facility (Comment: Was falafel on the menu?), greeting Soldiers and civilians alike before autographing hats and shirts emblazoned with the title of his latest book, “Culture Warrior.” He posed for photographs with Soldiers, as well."

I wonder if O'Reilly gave the troops some advise on torturing the "enemy" and tactical movements?