Some advice from The Rude Pundit to expand my traffic: Mention Britney's 'Monkey'

The Rude Pundit writes, [Some] advice to young bloggers wishing to see their traffic expand exponentially...the key is Britney's exposed genitalia. "Apparently, if one includes a mention of a pop star's genitalia in the title of a post during a time period when said genitalia has been copiously photographed, oh, the bounty that will follow."

Dr. Matt: I'm not that desperate for traffic......yet.