Would You Like Some Hate with That Cup of Coffee?

Vicious, racist, anti-American pundit Glenn Beck will be joining "Good Morning America" as a regular commentator:

"'Glenn is a leading cultural commentator with a distinct voice,' said Jim Murphy, senior executive producer of 'Good Morning America.' 'At times, he is the perfect guest for many of the talk topics we cover on morning news programs.'"

Perfect guest? Sure, if "Good Morning America" has bought a time machine and plans on airing during Hitler's Nazi Germany.

Make sure you spiff up that brown shirt, Beck!